Dr. Meme
is here to fix Solana
Dr. Meme himself lounges behind his desk, a cigarette dangling from his lips and a half-empty bottle of whiskey within arm’s reach. You’re nothing more than an inconvenience interrupting his day so he will pretty much write any prescription for $PILLZ
Hospital Radio
How Far Gone Are You?
You APED in @ 1k MarketCap
(0.1-2 Solana's)
DO YOU HAVE GAMBLING PROBLEMS?
Level 1 Degen
Life Savings into a Newly Listed Presale
(2-10 Solana's)
SHITCOIN BRAIN RUINING YOUR RELATIONSHIPS?
Level 2 Degen
Gave Phantom Key to a Sex Worker
(10-20 Solana's)
YOU WAKE UP NAKED IN A PARK WITH LESS SOLANA?
Level 3 Degen
Dr.Meme's Weekly Patients
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Mondays…Here we go
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Viking Asshole
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Ponke buys Jeo’s Supply
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She just keeps spitting
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Bobo’s Shop Delivery
Getting a Prescription
As you step into Dr. Meme’s dingy office, you’re greeted by the unmistakable stench of regret and stale beer.
Double dose of $PILLZ for you today?
Step 2
Get a Phantom Wallet because $Pillz are not free.
Phantom
Playstore
Step 3
Find your Favorite Casino to Impulse Buy
Raydium
Jupiter
Step 4
Wait in the emergency room and vibe with other Addicted Degens
Telegram
Step 6
You are so high you don’t realize we are at 2 billion marketcap
BUY MORE $PILLZ
💊 Double your Dosage 💊
for Maximum Degening
If you’re tired of being treated like a human being and prefer your medical care with a side of $PILLZ. Dr. Meme is the man for you. Just don’t expect any miracles.
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Tokenomics
LP BURN
Renounced
Sounds like a personal problem
You might leave Dr. Meme’s office feeling more confused than when you arrived, but hey, at least you’ve got a souvenir to remember your visit by.
Expanding Our Practice
Meet our Hospital Staff
DegentleSol
Dr. Degen
Undead Warrior
Dr. Dev
The Sicilian Fixer
Board of Art & Design
The Gringo
Unlicensed Surgeon
Gnocchi
Front Desk TG Degen
Chronic
Based Moderator & X Intern
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HOSPITAL STAFF FORM
Patient Name: Solana
Department: Chaos Management
Date: November 2024
Attending Physician: Dr. Meme
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Hospital Staff Overview
Our team is a powerhouse of experience and creativity, combining industry expertise with a unique flair for the unconventional. Here’s a closer look at the crew behind the magic:
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Hospital Administrator and $Pillz Distributor: DegentleSol
Experience: 4+ years in degen management, building thriving communities.
Background: Played a pivotal role in community development for Binance.
Specialty: Merging technical expertise with community engagement strategies to drive results.
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Special Needs Unit Manager: Undead Warrior
Title: Rebel Master Surgeon
Training: Groomed by the fiat normie banking system.
Skills: Revenue generation and brand structuring wizard.
Impact: Known for cutting-edge strategies that leave competitors in the dust.
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Hallucinations, Art & Design Team: Sicilian Immigrant & Unlicensed Gringo
Role: Dual masterminds behind the board of art and design.
Skills: Specialists in bad animation styles and crafting comical narratives.
Methods: Using mogul real estate tactics to dominate the $pillz market with eye-catching designs and clever strategies.
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Front Desk: Gnocchi
Identity: A blue cat who pees in a box (We’re still figuring this one out).
Interests: Loves people, plays with bots, and is a staunch believer in NFTs (despite needing a dosage adjustment).
Role: Keeps the office lively and connects with the community.
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Intern: Chronic
Responsibilities: Sending out messages to the world in the hopes they’re heard.
Background: Renowned for creating impactful community engagement strategies.
Status: Currently in a straight jacket—for his own protection, of course.
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Doctor’s Notes: Say GM every day and double your dosage before and after bed. Do not mix with food for stronger effect.
Signed by: Dr. Meme
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